Gryphus_1 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Is your CoD4 not working? Errors, crashes, or any number of problems? Not to worry, we are here to help! Follow these simple instructions before ANYTHING else (AKA posting in this thread or creating a new one). And then we will move on from there. Step 1: Unplug your router. Step 2: Resist the strong urge to be impatient. Step 3: Go away. Hit the head. Grab a sandwich. Duct tape your hands to the far wall, while craning your head to watch the second hand on the clock slowly tick past one full revolution (this is "1 minute" for you metrics out there). If you have a digital clock, you may feel you need to shave before the time is up, but please, restrain. If you have no clock, God help you... Step 4: Has one minute gone past? Yes? No it hasn't. Be patient. Step 5: Now that you have patiently waited one full minute, you may plug your router back in. If this has not turned your world into happy rainbows and sunshine, congratulations! You may have a real problem. Now that we have determined lady luck truly hates you, post on my ill-fated comrades, post on. And lets see if we can get you back on the killing fields before too long. [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f44d.svg?0] G1 ""Don't quote my quotes!" - Fruits" - Rattle Link to comment
Steve-O Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Far out I used up all the duct tape for something else.... [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f922.svg?0] what's the alternative Gryph? this is an emergency! hehe Link to comment
NamVet Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I've got some duct tape if you need any! Link to comment
Steve-O Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Sweet Nam, I need about ten boxes thx lol Sac and I have been busy in the basement going through NJA inductees...... Kovic and Ruthless's inductions were particularly intense....... Link to comment
Kovic Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I am intense [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f44d.svg?0] kov EDIT: unless you mean our inductions were hard on you... if so sorry lol Link to comment
Steve-O Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 You were the first "inductees" to actually request being hung by their genitals lol Link to comment
SACRIFICE Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 NJA-Steve-O wrote:You were the first "inductee" to actually request being hung by their genitals lol lol Link to comment
Kovic Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Just wanted to show you all how qualified i was [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f44d.svg?0] , and it was very nice of sac to offer his hand so i would not get rope burns kov Link to comment
Ruthless_One Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Well I figured since my wife and I don't need them anymore, minus well put them to good use.... Link to comment
Steve-O Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 I can see that you two have settled in very nicely lmao..... Sac is very good with his hands, he uses a lot of hand lotion to keep them soft [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f44d.svg?0] Link to comment
Kovic Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Yes Sac was very talented, sure beat your offer of stringing me up with fishing line.... kov Link to comment
Gryphus_1 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Share Posted May 24, 2011 Steve, if Nam runs out, barrow some shackles from the basement. Kov, in my escape tunnel there is a full array of semi-lethal to mostly-lethal devices, as well as a small flock of ducks. Use them wisely... G1 ""Don't quote my quotes!" - Fruits" - Rattle Link to comment
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