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Is your CoD4 not working? Errors, crashes, or any number of problems? Not to worry, we are here to help!

Follow these simple instructions before ANYTHING else (AKA posting in this thread or creating a new one). And then we will move on from there. :)

Step 1: Unplug your router.

Step 2: Resist the strong urge to be impatient.

Step 3: Go away. Hit the head. Grab a sandwich. Duct tape your hands to the far wall, while craning your head to watch the second hand on the clock slowly tick past one full revolution (this is "1 minute" for you metrics out there). If you have a digital clock, you may feel you need to shave before the time is up, but please, restrain. If you have no clock, God help you...

Step 4: Has one minute gone past? Yes? No it hasn't. Be patient.

Step 5: Now that you have patiently waited one full minute, you may plug your router back in.

If this has not turned your world into happy rainbows and sunshine, congratulations! You may have a real problem. Now that we have determined lady luck truly hates you, post on my ill-fated comrades, post on. And lets see if we can get you back on the killing fields before too long. [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f44d.svg?0]


""Don't quote my quotes!" - Fruits" - Rattle

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Just wanted to show you all how qualified i was [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f44d.svg?0] , and it was very nice of sac to offer his hand so i would not get rope burns :lol:

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I can see that you two have settled in very nicely lmao.....

Sac is very good with his hands, he uses a lot of hand lotion to keep them soft [EMOJI:https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f44d.svg?0]
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Steve, if Nam runs out, barrow some shackles from the basement.

Kov, in my escape tunnel there is a full array of semi-lethal to mostly-lethal devices, as well as a small flock of ducks. Use them wisely...


""Don't quote my quotes!" - Fruits" - Rattle

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