Corrupt A Wish

[Dragon]

It has begun,
Dragon decreeds its time to crush all dreams

The rules are simple:

Firstly, grant the wish of the person above you.

Then, after you've horribly twisted their wish into something unimaginably evil corrupted their wish, make your own for the person below you to corrupt!

Example,

User A: I wish I had a million dollars!

User B: Granted, you now have a million dollars, in Monopoly money.

I wish I could levitate.

User C: Granted, however you cannot contol your levitation, nor can you stop levitating.

Etc

.w.

Dragon will start with:

Dragon wishes to own a mango farm

[Broaddus]

Granted: You now have a mango farm, but there is a terrible drought, you now have raisin mangos, and you don't have enough to plant more for next season.

I wish to be able to control time.

[Crush]

Granted: You now can control time, but only on February 29th at 4 AM on the dot, not a second later (time zone is random every year, must figure out on your own)

I wish to never die.

[D_Knez]

Granted: You will never die but there will be this event where you fall into a 10 mater hole which was later filled with concrete.... With you still inside...

I wish for the power to destroy the worl *cough*......mosquitos!

[pabloh]

Granted: every day we are destroying the world unfortunately does not care for him... because we are destroying it all

I wish for a world without Follies

[Dragon]

Granted: but it will only last for one dream

Dragon wishes to be immortal

[Doge]

Granted: You are immortal, but only in a video game.

I wish I could time travel.

[CID]

Granted: You time traveled, but to the time where you died.

I wish I could have 999999999 USD.