sketch Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 A fly falls into a cup of coffee: The Italian - throws away the cup and goes into a fit of anger. The Frenchman - pulls out the fly and drinks the coffee. The Chinese - eats the fly and throws out the coffee. The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly. The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the remaining money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for having thrown the fly in his coffee, complains to the UN for this act of aggression, receives a loan from the European Union to buy a cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then explodes himself in a cafeteria, where the Italian, French, Chinese, and the Russian, are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should have given his cup of coffee to the unfortunate Palestinian. Link to comment
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