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    Quesadios
    We, at Net-Jam News Network, have been alerted to a worrying new trend in internet immigration. We present the following. A word of warning, this content may be disturbing to younger viewers.
     
    ARE AUSTRAILIANS INVADING THE INTERNET?
    Imagine this scene. You are viewing random thread on Net-Jam, and are exposed, nay, ACCOSTED by Austrailian terminology, such as "Shit-cunt" or "vegemite". These people are invading our tubes, and exposing us to strangely familiar yet completely foreign accents!
     
    Does the United States need to send a message to Austrailia, without it being hijacked with--
    We apologize. Our signal had been hijacked momentarily.
     
    Where were we? Oh, right. Australians. Mildy entertaining and ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE!
     
    What are your thoughts, Net-Jam? THIS HAS BEEN A NET-JAM NEWS NETWORK SPECIAL INVESTIGATION.
    Quesadios
    BREAKING:
    ROY, WASHINGTON Today, at local time 2120, Net-Jam Moderator Tucker was alerted to a happening that occured some time ago. The Best Slav told him the heartwrenching tale of admin abuse that was rendered unto him, the poorest of Boris. Audibly angered, he began slogging through the seedy underbelly of the internet, coming back with a filled notepad and a vindicated soul. His quarry identified and prepared for suitable trolling. For his valiant efforts, and defending the very best in slavs' honor, he has been promoted to Private Investigator/ Detective (ICK).

    More after the break, IS MERFGAR FAT, OR JUST BIG BONED? A SPECIAL INVESTIGATION.

    THIS IS NET-JAM NETWORK. 
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